I made myself take a vow that I would try to keep this blog as high brow as possible but today I will give myself permission to move to the other end of the spectrum.
Q. What do Dhoni and Michael Jackson have in common?
A. They both wear gloves for no apparent reason.
Q. What’s the Indian version of LBW?
A. Lost, Beaten, Walloped.
Q. What is Sehwag’s favourite movie?
A. Gone in 60 seconds.
On winning the toss,Clarke to Dhoni: “Mate, you can bat.”
Dhoni: “You think so? Thanks for the encouragement!”
Q: Where do Indian Batsman perform their best?
A: In Advertisements!
Q: What is the most proficient form of footwork displayed by Indian batsmen?
A: The walk back to the pavilion.
Q: How should the Indian coach reshuffle the Indian batting order?
A: Move Extras up the order.
Ricky Ponting to Librarian: “Do you have any book on Indian batsmen?”
Librarian: “No, they’re all out!”
Q: What did the spectator miss when he went to the toilet?
A: The entire Indian innings!
I am sure I’ll regret these comments the next time Australian tours India but for now I will keep gloating.